When you've just spent the past 10 minutes cleaning the tea kitchen because you just couldn't be bothered tidying up after your meeting the afternoon before and while you're waiting for the water to boil so that you can have your first cup of coffee because you know you're going to crack'em if you don't, *someone* goes in there and repeatedly sneezes all over everything.
And we're talking f-off, sneezeguard shattering sneezes. Without covering his mouth.
Nevermind that you've already placed your coffee and milk in a mug (because one likes to be prepared for when the water doth boil) and silly you, you didn't cover it because why on earth would you be expecting germ warfare?
And while you're sitting at your desk cringing, he was considerate enough to finish making your coffee and brings it to you.
Seriously... I can't drink this. I don't even want to go back into the tea kitchen because of the cloud of biohazard. I'm going to have to accidentally knock it off my desk or something.
*places coffee mug vicariously on the edge*
Alright, I've cracked'em.
No surprises here.
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You could always play the health pandemic card, i.e. you're not just being anal or beligerent, you're looking after the well being of your companies greatest assets - their people.
To that tune - I've noticed an increasing level of urgency in the reminders at our workplace washroom that hands should be washed.
I'm really hoping this gets to the point where our business center is well stocked with rubber gloves. Can't get a post-it ... no, that's a special order ... but if you want to make a balloon rooster, we've got just the thing.
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