Things that will be here waiting for when you get back:

1. Midsumma Carnival.
2. Luna Park.
3. Melbourne Zoo.
4. The Australian Ballet.
5. Comfortable Chair beer garden.
6. Fed Square Atrium.
7. Plenty o' Cooper's Pale.
8. House of Sticks madness.
9. Church-Chapel Street Walkathon/Pub Crawl of the Temporarily Insane.
10. My mania and indecisiveness (but I'll work on the latter!).

See you *very* soon, honey.