Vermin.

There seems to be some sort of infestation of tiny flying bugs here.

Every now and then, one will fly past my computer screen or hover around what I'm measuring and annoy the bejeezus out of me. Hardly an infestation, you say? Shut it.

Naturally, I try to catch the little bastards and smash them... Only they're rather agile and I end up looking like a mad woman.

So I've just announced to the fellas that there are indeed little flies and I'm not nuts, what with my cussing and banging about. Unfortunately, only the least sane of the group (myself excluded) has seen the little flies as well.

*hmph*

And no, this is nothing like the opening scene of 'A Scanner Darkly' - which happens to be my recommended movie of the week. Or month. Depends if I see anything else or not.