I wish I'd discovered blogspots earlier...

I wish I had a time machine so that I could travel back about 15 months and take photos of all those people who have asked me, in a roundabout way, whether I am June the Crown Casino Croupier.

Then I could have an entire blogspot dedicated to that subject.

So let me just state the following:

• My name is JUDE.
• I do not work at the Casino.
• I do not play soccer.
• I did not meet you at a party in Cranbourne 3 years ago.
• If I don't recognise you after your first story about how we met, I'm not going to recognise you when you tell me again.
• Please stop trying to convince me that I know you.
• I mean it.
• Really.
• Stop now.