I love my new camera.
I haven't used it yet but I've taken it out of the box and looked at it. It's hot. It's about the same size as my mobile phone (both of them, even) but thinner.
This camera will provide endless entertainment at the next disco, as I take random photos of unsuspecting people. I might even learn to pixelate faces in order to protect peoples' privacy!
I also might take my camera to the pub on the weekends and take photos of the nice and not-so-nice patrons for your viewing pleasure.
Yes, that's what I'll do. And I shall get a lanyard and wear the camera around my neck. It shall swing freely next to my mobile phone, which will also be attached to a lanyard and worn around my neck. And attached to my mobile phone will be a Hello Kitty radiation prevention device.
Then I shall look out the window and gaze upon the flock of pigs as they fly past in V-formation... and take a picture.
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